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Arsenio Hall as his new Celebrity Apprentice , host Donald Trump
We here at Mediaite take this challenge seriously ' some of us may have not missed an episode since the Rod Blagojevich era ' and we've looked far and wide for the loudest, smartest, weirdest, and most controversial people to put on the show.
Contrary to popular belief, the appeal of watching Celebrity Apprentice does not lie in watching celebrities that have no business savvy fail spectacularly. On the contrary, it's always most fun when the teams accomplish formidable goals in prohibitive times, when people are actually competent. Competent and fiery. To that end, here is our slightly unrealistic, smarter-than-the-average-bear wish list of people we'd like to see get an interview to be Trump's next season of Celebrity Apprentice :
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Herman Cain Pat Benatar Celebrity Apprentice seasons have included a legendary rocker, and Pat Benatar has been far too quiet this decade aside from occasional touring. It's time for a comeback. Vinny Guadagnino Jersey Shore was once a promising young college student, taking his LSATs and planning a well-read life and respectable career. Then he decided, on some whim, to audition for Jersey Shore , and a couple of years of incessant attention and living around some of the shallowest people on television drove him straight to therapy. Vinny deserves a chance to prove to America that he was more than the "normal" guy on Jersey Shore , the one Snooki was wise enough to want for herself most of all. He's got the reality TV drama down, being a professional and all, and has high potential to surprise in the smarts department. Mary Matalin Glenn Greenwald Real Time with Bill Maher panel for an hour on live TV. Let's multiply that hour by 48 or so a week and replace Bill Maher with Donald Trump and see what happens. Heidi Fleiss Celebrity Apprentice ? Neil DeGrasse Tyson Daily Show intro spins in the wrong direction), and quite possibly the smartest person of his generation. Forget the challenges-- we want to see him handle the type of reality show drama that almost drove Penn Jillette insane. Cher Cher ! And just look at Cher's Twitter account and tell me she wouldn't be perfect for this. Clint Eastwood Gloria Allred Levi Johnston Goldie Taylor John Waters Kimberly Guilfoyle The Five had a cameo appearance on Celebrity Apprentice , and Trump would definitely come up with a challenge that would require her to call on her co-hosts. Louis CK Chaka Khan Fabio RuPaul RuPaul's Drag Race is a sign that RuPaul understands what it takes to be a long-standing figure and appeal to generations of people. He's also got a sense of publicity to rival any other-- remember his mission to find Ron Paul in New Hampshire?-- and his serious interviews show there's a lot of brainpower under that brilliant platinum wig. Sofia Vergara Fuera de Serie . I have no idea what she did in the decade after that to make her one of America's biggest stars, but that takes some serious skill. [Ed. note: Frances is evidently not a fan of ABC's sitcom line-up.] And while she may be both beautiful and Latina, it's hard to imagine her taking any abuse the way Dayana Mendoza took in seemingly endless racism this season. Bruce Springsteen Rosie O'Donnell Follow us on Twitter.
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